Release Date: August 8, 2017
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Cover Design: Letitia Hasser, RBA Designs
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she’s only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It’s time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who’s boss.
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you’re in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can’t recall the lyrics to a particular 80’s song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she’s your girl.
Ummmm, this book was freaking hilarious. Like snort out loud funny. I loved Blue Balls! (Who ever thought they’d be screaming out that sentence!)
Blue Balls’s storyline is well written and hella mischievous. The main couple, Jack and Sarah share an off the charts sexual attraction and it is spectacular. Seriously… these two share some intense, knock your panties off foreplay and each time that they’re about to seal the deal. Fate, karma, friends – all kinds of whatever – halts them from bumping uglies.
And if it wasn’t so funny, you’d feel completely awful for this duo. Instead, I found myself devouring scene after scene to see how the author cleverly constructed fun roadblocks and disturbances to their budding romance. Thanks to the way it all unfolds, I found myself falling in love with her sweet and charming characters.
I was rooting this couple on and highly anticipating the moment they got it right. I knew that it would be fabulous and the author more than exceeded my expectations for this book.
Definitely check Blue Balls (and Clam Jam, the first book in the series) out. It’s engaging and entertaining – an addition to everyone’s must read library pile.